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တစ္ေန႕ က စားေသာက္ဆိုင္တစ္ဆိုင္ရဲ႕ ေၾကာ္ျငာ အဖံုးမွာ ေတြ႕လို႕ ဗ်.. ဟာသေလးတစ္ခုပါ. ဖတ္ဖူးရဲ႕လားမသိဘူး.. အရင္ကေတာ့ ျမင္ဖူးသလိုပဲ..

Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that men often complain about.
Many people upgrade from GIRLFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.0.1 thinking that it is just a utilities and entertainment program. WIFE 1.0.1 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING. It is also impossible to delete WIFE 1.0.1 and return to GIRLFRIEND 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 because WIFE 1.0.1 is designed not to allow this. Look in your WIFE 1.0.1 manual under WARNINGS: ALIMONY AND COMMUNITY PROPERTY. I recommend that you just keep WIFE 1.0.1 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application YES DEAR 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

WIFE 1.0.1 is a great program but it tends to be very high maintenance. WIFE 1.0.1 does come with several support programs such as CLEAN AND SWEEP 3.0, COOK IT 1.5, and SEX 4.2, however be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NAG 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of WIFE 1.0.1 is to purchase additional software. I recommend FLOWERS 2.1 and DIAMONDS 5.0.

WARNINGS !! Do not under any circumstances install SECURITY WITH SHORT SKIRTS 3.3. This application is not supported by WIFE 1.0.1 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,

Tech Support.